Funny and cool animal memes

"I 'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty"






"Say cheez"






"Go home, snail. You are drunk"






Stop trying to fly Liama. You are Liama, Liamas can't fly






Sorry, daddy has to go to work.






"Rawr!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle"






"Turn left for vet, or turn right for many years of life. Choose wisely"






"Hey dude, what's your name?

Bong, James Bond... and yours?

Ken, chic ken"






 "The ones who love you will never leave you. Even if there are hundred reasons to give up; they will find one reason to hold on"






"Wanna go to the park and play "Catch"? I'll be cute and you get their numbers"

Dog peed on electric fence and got shocked

A funny dog peeing on electrical fence getting shocked and run away.

Funny and brutal animal fails in 2012

Fun and brutal animals, featuring: hippos, tiger, donkey, cow, dog, snake, cat, parrot, monkey, horse, sheep, camel, and many other funny animals.

Funny animals - drunk dogs

These dogs really love to drink alcohol… especially beer. Watch these funny dogs getting drunk and the effects of the alcohol on them. They can barely stood on their dog feet.

Funny animals meme

“I have the necessary koalafications”
“Your koalafications are completely irrelephant”
“Don’t listen to him. He’s lion”
“This arguing is becoming unbearable”
“Indeed. It’s making my voice horse”
“Horse please. When do you ever say something smart? Don’t worry, owl wait.”
“Ouch hawkward”
“I’m out of here! You all are giraffing me crazy”
“Alpaca your things”
“Let minnow when you get there”

Funny animal photos

Funny animal jokes

A panda bear walked into a restaurant. The panda ordered some food and ate it. After that the panda pulled out a pistol, killed the waiter and started to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant said - “Hey, what are you doing? You came in here, you killed my waiter and walk away without saying a word. What is going on?” The panda said - “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walked out of the door. So the owner of the restaurant got out a dictionary and looked under the heading “Panda”. It read: “Panda is black and white animal. Panda lives in central China. Panda eats shoots and leaves.”




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A man went to sell his dog. The buyer asked him - “Is this dog faithful?”

The man replied - “Yes, I have sold my dog 3 times and every time he returns to me.”




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Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says - “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”




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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied - “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”




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A mother camel and her baby were walking one day. The baby camel asked - “Mommy, why do we have such big, three toed feet?”

“Those are to keep us from sinking in the sand when we walk in the desert.”

“Oh” said the baby. A little while later she asked - “Mommy, why do we have such long eyelashes?”

“Those are to keep the sand out of our eyes when the wind blows in the desert.”

“Oh” said the baby. A little while later she asked - “Mommy, why do we have this big hump on our backs?”

“That is to store water when we travel long distances in the desert.”

“Oh” said the baby. “But Mommy, why are we in the San Diego Zoo?”

Brutus the bear

Shagged by a rare parrot | BBC Two

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Donkeys interesting facts

Donkeys interesting
facts:

- Donkeys were first domesticated around 4500 years
ago. In those days having a donkey were a status symbol of their
owners’ wealth, almost like having a Rolls Royce today.

-
Donkeys can live for over 50 years.

- Donkeys do not have natural
‘waterproof’ coats like horses. Therefore donkeys need access to
shelter.


- Donkeys are very strong and intelligent animals.
Donkeys have an incredible memory - they can recognise other donkeys
or animals, or even areas they were at - up to 25 years ago.

-
Donkeys milk was once valued as a medicine and was given to premature
babies, sick children and to people suffering from tuberculosis. The
milk of a donkey contains much more sugar and protein than cow’s
milk and also has less fat.

- Donkeys originate from desert areas
of the Earth. In the desert environment a donkey is able to hear the
call of another donkey 60 miles away, because donkeys have far larger
ears than horses. Their large ears also help keep them cool.


-
The Roman Army moved donkeys into Northern Europe. The Romans were
using them in agriculture, vineyards and as pack animals. Donkeys
came to England with the Roman invasion of Britain.

- Donkeys
don't like being kept on their own. A single donkey will live quite
happily even with some goats.

- Donkeys have a very tough and
complex digestive system. It could break down almost inedible
vegetation and at the same time extract and save as much moisture as
possible.

Funny monkey with AK-47

Funny animals

“You failed so much... I can't even watch”
 

 

“I really hope this will work”






“Working hard :)”



“You'll never catch me”






“10 hours of practice... enough is enough”






Bath time.






“Just swimming up with a mate”






“Love me tender...”

Funny camel

Funny animal pictures

"Save me... it's after me."






"What do you think of my proposal?"






"Welcome to the party man."






"Hey, give me that carrot."






"Is this some new kind of... horse?"






"Our wedding day..."




 

"Say... cheese..."

 

 

"I see you need a bath."




 

"Ok, ok... it's my fault."




 

"Guess what time is it? Play time... mommy."